today is apparently national kissing day and no one is kissing me?????? rude illegal and unpatriotic
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE